have you pinged tomkow?
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men.
Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything! Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.
At the time of writing of this letter, a friend of mine has already received 189 women, of whom four were worth keeping.
REMEMBER this chain brings luck.
One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate.
An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model.
You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his wife back again. Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list below!
> > Bill Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > Billy Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > Billie Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > B. Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> >
> > William Jefferson Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > W. Jefferson Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > W. Jeff Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > W. J. Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > W. Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > William J Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > Wilhelm Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > Willie Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > Will Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > Mr. Hillary Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
> >
> > Mr. Slick Willie Clinton
> > 780 3rd Ave
> > New York, NY 10017
Someone is actually asking for your yokes.