[NYC Republican]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

...No EyeDeer

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

...Still no EyeDeer

What do you call a deer with no legs, no eyes, and no genitalia?

...Still no f***** EyeDeer.

[carl in alaska]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elefino

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You nique up on it.

An old joke from the 80's that young soldiers may not understand, but worth a try: Have you seen the new movie about Dan Quayle's Vietnam War experience? It's called "Full Dinner Jacket."