Concerned about his son's future, a man decided to test the youngster. He would put the lad in a room with only a Bible, an apple, and a five dollar gold piece. If the boy sat down and read the Bible, a career in the ministry would be indicated. The boy would become a farmer if he ate the apple. A banking career would be suggested if the boy toyed with the money.
The boy was brought in. Sitting on the Bible, he chewed on the apple. After mulling it over, he put the coin in his pocket.
The man smiled. His son would be a politician!
Books for the prison library:
THE GANGSTERS by Robin Steele
MY LIFE IN CRIME by Upton O. Goode
BAD MONEY by Count R. Fitz
YOU ALWAYS GET CAUGHT by Sue Nora Later
Books for hobbyists:
BAND PLAYING by Clara Nett
JAZZ MUSIC by Tenna Saxe
CUDDLY TOYS by Ted E. Behr
THE STARS TELL IT ALL by Horace Cope
SCULPTING THE GODS OF GREECE AND ROME by Jove
Books for fishermen:
WATERWAYS OF THE WORLD by Sue S. Canal
A FISH STORY by Czar Dean
CAUGHT IN THE FLOOD by Noah Zark
LITTLE FISHES by Anne Chovey
Books for the doctor's waiting room:
HOW TO MAKE A TOURNIQUET by Hank R. Schiff
HANDLING YOUR EMOTIONS by Mel. N. Collie
CALM DOWN by Ed. G. Nerfs
KNOCKING YOUR FUNNY BONE by Lord Howard Hertz