[AngieGal]

A guy walks into a psychologist's office all hot and bothered.

"I'm a wigwam, I'm a tee-pee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tee-pee..." he say.

"Sit down...", says the psychologist, "... you're two tents."

[protest1]

A man walks into the doctors, with fruit and jelly in one ear and sponge cake and cream in the other.

Ah, says the doctor, I see your problem... you are a trifle deaf.