I agree. Noone ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of a Texan.
Actually, some of the smartest people I've met are from Texas. However, you obviously don't know to whom you're speaking -- I'm a guy who still laments the fact that moving from one apartment to another can't be accomplished with two garbage bags filled with clothing and a taxi.
Gratuitous Musician Joke: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?