Since you are being so open minded and tolerant about it, I'll promise to pile enough loose asbestos around it to insulate it so that you won't even feel any heat.
"The neighbors have differing ways of dealing with it, but the one I liked the best was the teenaged boy next door. When I spoke with him last year, he had saved over $12,000 for college by selling hot chocolate and donuts to passersby."
I liked this creative solution, described in the entry posted by Ol'Sox. I guess I would tolerate a month's worth of lights if an enterprising fellow or gal raised money for college or charity in a way like this. That would, somehow, redeem the situation for me.