[Anvilhead]

I used to do the same thing to my cat. It's much cooler in the summer.

I stopped because my friends would make gay jokes.

Now I just give it a home buzz cut. I'm pretty good, I practiced on my friends.

PS
Never insult the man who can hold his liquor better than you.

[Boiler Plate]

If you friends wound up looking like that poor kitty I hope you were well armed!