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By next year, we are going to have to ban Santa Claus and his reindeer too.

And not a moment too soon, I might add.
Just look at his dossier, keeps and abuses reindeer,
forces height challenged persons to labor all year
with out a union steward in sight,locked up in the
frozen wastelands of the far north, oppresses poor Mrs.
Claus by continually eating cookies and hot chocolate
around the world while she stays at home worried sick
about his hypertension, engages in domestic intelligence
gathering, induces parents to snitch on THEIR OWN children
and VIS VERSA, discriminates between "good" and "bad" children, is perhaps receiving kickbacks from roofing
contractors and chimnly sweeps, possibly in cahoots with
the dental lobby, reinforces patriarchal oppressive indoctrination of underage females by providing stereotypical archetypes such as "dollies, strollers,
and shake and bake ovens",
fosters warlike behavior in young male children
by giving them "BB guns" and all manner of
virtual "PLAY" war toys.
Coerces female caregivers into mindless sex,by providing
their spouses with will destroying baubles and trinkets
which given in their name, sap the females will to resist.
AND puts it all on the males Charge card.

When the truth is laid out, it's not a pretty bowl of jelly.

HO, HO, HO.

/sarcasm