[.38sw]

I was thinking it was going to be something worse.

So was I. Big deal. Why would this even be newsworthy?

[Dubya_gal]

My approach would be to think, "Cool, I got a head too. I've never pulled a frozen turkey head out of a frozen turkey butt before." then wonder briefly what flavors the turkey head would add to a turkey broth before deciding to toss it in the trash with all the other body parts that are much grosser than heads.

But this woman's approach is much better. Alert the local news media! Tell them you have a hugh and series news story about the fact that turkeys have heads. They must've pretty bored around the newsroom today. But I like this story better than some of the sappy, heartwarming ones I've heard. Much more entertaining.