[Petronski]

I'm going to sit on the curb with a bottle of Communion Vodka, wrapped in a brown paper bag. Hmm... sounds like a branding opportunity.

That's not funny. It's just offensive.

[tortoise]

That's not funny. It's just offensive.

Perfect.

Though there was a real point in there. If they let this guy slide, they open themselves up to many others using the same excuse. He should have and could have gotten a variance, and didn't.