[L.N. Smithee]

Well, the folks at L.L. Bean, Timberland, or Woolrich would probably love to have him pitching their coats.

What, do they mean pitch their coats over the fence to the Capitol? If so, they better make sure that they aren't really his coats. And give him a t-shirt to throw over, too. T-shirts and coats, they're interchangable.

[devolve]

.....absolutely interchangeable