Me hope you liked the Scotch last year. Any chance....
If you leave an IFF transmitter for Santa along with the bottle of single-malt this year, then yeah, he might just consider it.
You know Santa TOO?!
He like Glenfiddich last year, a lot. This year me add special bottle of Drambuie, since sometimes it is impossible to tune-out the constant elf chatter for a few minutes' peace around the fireplace, and a rusty nail may help.
Me know it help Muttly when he knows the squirrels are planning something. They're quiet about it though. Insidious.