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Top Ten Features at the New Bill Clinton Presidential Library (Vanity)
Posted on 11/24/2004 8:52:41 AM PST by Uncle Vlad
Top Ten Features at the New Bill Clinton Presidential Library:
10. Tomb of the Unknown Hooker
9. National Registry of Historic Stains
8. Reflecting pool filled with gravy
7. Library gift shop called, “The Bill and Hill’s Marriage of Convenience Store”
6. The “Look at All the Expensive Crap We Stole Before We Left the White House” Annex
5. Gold plaque commemorating Clinton’s greatest achievements, like the U.N. Oil for Food program and the White House Cigars for Interns program
4. Tribute to Hillary’s most historical temper tantrums, titled, “The Mad Cow Wing”
3. Special Hooter’s waitress honor guard
2. Monica Lewinsky’s special “Bang Head Here sign
1. Presidential Pardon Drive-Up Window
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: clintonlibrary; topten
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To: Uncle Vlad
I'm going there next thursday, let me know where these are so I can take some pics...
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posted on
11/24/2004 8:55:29 AM PST
by
mnehring
(Fear leads to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the DNC.)
To: Uncle Vlad
The interactive cigar display didn't make the list, eh?
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posted on
11/24/2004 8:59:12 AM PST
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
To: Uncle Vlad
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posted on
11/24/2004 8:59:57 AM PST
by
2Hot4You
(Don't Be The Bunny)
To: Texas Eagle
Nope, there might be kids watching. ;)
To: Uncle Vlad
You mean there's no p*n*s shaped cigar/d*ld*?!?!?! What a crappy porn shop...
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posted on
11/24/2004 9:05:24 AM PST
by
MahaMarty
(Election Night! Enter Right! Take my hand!!! Off to Ronald Reagan Land!!!)
To: Uncle Vlad
2. Monica Lewinsky’s special “Bang Head Here sign Yes, but you have to crawl under the Oval Office desk replica to see that one.
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posted on
11/24/2004 9:07:31 AM PST
by
Lou L
To: Uncle Vlad
Library gift shop called, “The Bill and Hill’s Marriage of Convenience Store”
What Convenience!
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posted on
11/24/2004 9:07:37 AM PST
by
JOE6PAK
(...still crazy after all these BEERS!)
To: JOE6PAK
11. Hillary's Bathing Suit Boutique
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posted on
11/24/2004 9:38:38 AM PST
by
nikos1121
To: Uncle Vlad
This is Letterman # 10 quality stuff! Love it!
(I wonder if there's a secret exit from Clinton's top floor love nest?)
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posted on
11/24/2004 9:42:30 AM PST
by
YaYa123
(@The Clinton Library = Don't Go There...DON'T GO THERE.com)
To: YaYa123
To: mnehrling
Are you going to the Clinton library of your own free will? Why?
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:15:33 PM PST
by
CFIIIMEIATP737
((I'm a Freeper and I approved of this ad.))
To: Uncle Vlad
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:22:23 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: CFIIIMEIATP737
I'll be in Little Rock for work and my big lib boss is taking us on a 'team building' event.
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:48:40 PM PST
by
mnehring
(Fear leads to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the DNC.)
To: SuzanneC
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posted on
11/24/2004 2:23:25 PM PST
by
YaYa123
(@Happy Thanksgiving.com)
To: Uncle Vlad
The Gennifer Flowers Annex (please knock before entering).
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posted on
11/24/2004 2:28:16 PM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
If the trailer's rocking, then don't be knocking.
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posted on
11/24/2004 2:30:22 PM PST
by
JusPasenThru
(Reality is for people who can't handle Free Republic.)
To: JusPasenThru
>>>>If the trailer's rocking, then don't be knocking.<<<<
Yeah, but with Clinton, voyeurism is encouraged.
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posted on
11/24/2004 2:39:31 PM PST
by
Liz
To: Uncle Vlad
They left out the Oval Office sink.
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posted on
11/24/2004 4:06:20 PM PST
by
glorgau
To: YaYa123
Yes, Thanks. And...now I'm watching Rush live on CSPan describe the dedication of the Clinton Library. Hillarious!
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posted on
11/24/2004 5:16:13 PM PST
by
SuzanneC
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