Posted on 11/24/2004 8:52:41 AM PST by Uncle Vlad
Top Ten Features at the New Bill Clinton Presidential Library:
10. Tomb of the Unknown Hooker
9. National Registry of Historic Stains
8. Reflecting pool filled with gravy
7. Library gift shop called, The Bill and Hills Marriage of Convenience Store
6. The Look at All the Expensive Crap We Stole Before We Left the White House Annex
5. Gold plaque commemorating Clintons greatest achievements, like the U.N. Oil for Food program and the White House Cigars for Interns program
4. Tribute to Hillarys most historical temper tantrums, titled, The Mad Cow Wing
3. Special Hooters waitress honor guard
2. Monica Lewinskys special Bang Head Here sign
1. Presidential Pardon Drive-Up Window
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