[Skooz]

Best movie line ever:

"Batchez? Batchezzz?? Wee don' need no steeeenking batchezzzzzzzzzz !!!!"

[sauropod]

I always liked, "Where's all the white women at?"

[cotton1706]

"Until all men are like him, we must keep our swords sharp."

Ben Hur

[BenLurkin]

Applying for a driver's license . . .

[EQAndyBuzz]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"Charlie don't surf"

"What do you know, you're from Jersey"

[brookwood]

Navin Johnson hitch hiking -
"How far are you going?"
"Just to the end of that fence."
"Great, thanks a lot!"

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."
- to John Belushi
"Achmed, this is Jugdesh. Jugdesh, Achmed."
- Animal House

"Cinderella boy, comin' out a nowhere, oooh he got all a that one..!" - Caddyshack


"They've been doing this for eons in France" - Clark Griswold at the Moulin Rouge

"Cigarette?"
"Yes, it is."

"Surely you must be joking."
"I'm not joking and stop calling me Shirley" - Airplane

"I guess I chose the wrong week to stop smoking crack" - Airplane

"Do you speak jive?" - Airplane