Posted on 11/24/2004 8:47:38 AM PST by churchillbuff
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
"Why don't you come on up and see me some time?" Mae West to WC Fields, My Little Chickadee.
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto"
"We're all liberals here" -- Laurence Olivier (as an arrogant aristocrat) to Michael Caine (as an Italian bounder) in "Clue."
"You dirty rat" - Edward G Robinson
"Lake, big lake.."
"married... to oily bohunk!"
"Go that way, very fast, when you come to a tree, turn."
"In the words of the immortal Socrates who said,' I drank what?'"
"We're not twins."
"Your mother sews license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"
"I think ther's only a couple a guys up there and this a$$hole's one of 'em."
"This episode was poorly written!"
"It's always gonna be something with you Joe Banks."
"Do ya think so. I slaughtered this horse last Thursday. I think she's beginnin' to turn."
"You've never smelled the inside of a real school bus before, have you?"
"Gambling - I'm shocked shocked!" -- Claude Raines, Casablanca
"The steel in those is high-tensile steel. You can maybe hack through them in, maybe, ten minutes. You could hack through your ankle in five."
Mel Gibson - Max Rakatanski - "Mad Max"
"Don't worry, I can crash with the best of 'em"
Mel Gibson - "Air America"
"I'm on the top of the world"
James Cagney - "White Heat"
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
"Blazing Saddles"
The entire opening speech in "Patton"
"You've got to be fuck*^g kidding"
Gary - "The Thing" (remake)
"At every turn, you demonstrate the need for your total annihilation!"
GalaxyQuest
"Never give up, never surrender!"
As Marv Albert says, "YYYes!"
Wow! what knockers............Vi zank you doktor. :o)
Rutger Hauer - F**k the bonus.
Wanted: Dead or alive
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!!
Arthur: Well we all are! We are all Britons! And I am your king.
Woman: I didn't know we 'ad a king! I thought we were autonomous collective.
Man: (mad) You're fooling yourself! We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
Woman: There you go, bringing class into it again...
;o)
"Yonda lies the castle of my Foddah."
"Oh, Paulie? You won't see him no more."
"I gots to know."
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."
"Jake RYAN?"
"...yeah, I was in Sang-Bang, Gang-Gong, Special-Unit-Aiborne Batallion,...my name was Agent Orange! Yeah, Agent Orange!"
"Print is dead." "Tell him about the Twinkie."
"Blessed are the Cheesemakers...."
"I was born a poor black child..."
"Thank you, sir, may I have another?"
"Excuse me, Stewardess, but I speak jive."
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
"Splitters!"
Make that : "Be still my dog of war"
"Cry havoc and let slip the war of dogs!"
~~ Mark Steyn
;o)
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Jack Burton: Ready? I was BORN ready.
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Jack Burton: Son of a bitch must pay!
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[Egg Shen pours "medicine" for everyone to drink before the big show-down with Lo Pan. Jack asks Egg what the stuff does.]
Egg Shen: You can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.
Jack Burton: Real things?
Egg Shen: As real as Lo Pan!
Jack Burton: Hey, what more can a guy ask for?
Egg Shen: Oh, a six-demon bag!
Jack Burton: Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
Egg Shen: Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!
Big Trouble in Little China
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