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Apocalypse (Almost) Now
NICHOLAS D. KRISTOF

Posted on 11/24/2004 7:19:53 AM PST by DTaggart

If America's secular liberals think they have it rough now, just wait till the Second Coming.

The "Left Behind" series, the best-selling novels for adults in the U.S., enthusiastically depict Jesus returning to slaughter everyone who is not a born-again Christian. The world's Hindus, Muslims, Jews and agnostics, along with many Catholics and Unitarians, are heaved into everlasting fire: "Jesus merely raised one hand a few inches and . . . they tumbled in, howling and screeching."

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Gosh, what an uplifting scene!

If Saudi Arabians wrote an Islamic version of this series, we would furiously demand that sensible Muslims repudiate such hatemongering. We should hold ourselves to the same standard.

Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins, the co-authors of the series, have both e-mailed me (after I wrote about the "Left Behind" series in July) to protest that their books do not "celebrate" the slaughter of non-Christians but simply present the painful reality of Scripture.

"We can't read it some other way just because it sounds exclusivistic and not currently politically correct," Mr. Jenkins said in an e-mail. "That's our crucible, an offensive and divisive message in an age of plurality and tolerance."

Silly me. I'd forgotten the passage in the Bible about how Jesus intends to roast everyone from the good Samaritan to Gandhi in everlasting fire, simply because they weren't born-again Christians.

I accept that Mr. Jenkins and Mr. LaHaye are sincere. (They base their conclusions on John 3.) But I've sat down in Pakistani and Iraqi mosques with Muslim fundamentalists, and they offered the same defense: they're just applying God's word.

Now, I've often written that blue staters should be less snooty toward fundamentalist Christians, and I realize that this column will seem pretty snooty. But if I praise the good work of evangelicals - like their superb relief efforts in Darfur - I'll also condemn what I perceive as bigotry. A dialogue about faith must move past taboos and discuss differences bluntly. That's what blue staters and red staters need to do about religion and the "Left Behind" books.

For starters, it's worth pointing out that those predicting an apocalypse have a long and lousy record. In America, tens of thousands of followers of William Miller waited eagerly for Jesus to reappear on Oct. 22, 1844. Some of these Millerites had given away all their belongings, and the no-show was called the Great Disappointment.

In more recent times, the best-selling nonfiction book of the 1970's was Hal Lindsey's "The Late Great Planet Earth," selling 18 million copies worldwide with its predictions of a Second Coming. Then, one of the hottest best sellers in 1988 was a booklet called "88 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Be in 1988." Oops.

Being wrong has rarely been so lucrative.

Now we have the hugely profitable "Left Behind" financial empire, whose Web site flatly says that the authors "think this generation will witness the end of history." The site sells every "Left Behind" spinoff imaginable, including screen savers, regular prophecies sent to your mobile phone, children's versions of the books, audiobooks, graphic novels, videos, calendars, music and a $6.50-a-month prophesy club. This isn't religion, this is brand management.

If Mr. LaHaye and Mr. Jenkins honestly believe that the end of the world may be imminent, why not waive royalties? Why don't they use the millions of dollars in profits to help the poor - and increase their own chances of getting into heaven?

Mr. Jenkins told me that he gives 20 to 40 percent of his income to charity, and that's commendable. But there are millions more where that came from. Mr. LaHaye and Mr. Jenkins might spend less time puzzling over obscure passages in the Book of Revelation and more time with the straightforward language of Matthew 6:19, "Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth." Or Matthew 19:21, where Jesus advises a rich man: "Sell your possessions and give the money to the poor. . . . It will be hard for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

So I challenge the authors to a bet: if the events of the Apocalypse arrive in the next 10 years, then I'll donate $500 to the battle against the Antichrist; if it doesn't, you donate $500 to a charity of my choosing that fights poverty - and bigotry.

Gentlemen, do we have a deal?


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: bornagain; christianity; evangelicals; leftbehind; rapture; secondcoming
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To: Earthdweller

Very soon, this passage will be interpreted to mean 'we, your goverment will take your money and give it to the poor'. Liberals assume that they are the enforcers of the very words they hate the most...


81 posted on 11/24/2004 9:58:34 AM PST by LearnsFromMistakes (Iowa - back home in the red.)
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To: Pitiricus
I understand completely why that sticks in your craw (and I have a similar reaction to Roman Catholics sometimes, so I really do sympathize), but let's be fair here: The Evangelicals are not singling out Jews and saying, "All Jews are going to hell."

What we believe, because Yeshua Himself said it, is that the Messiah is the only way to God. Anyone, Jew or Gentile, who thinks that in and of themselves they are righteous enough to stand before the Lord's judgment is going to be sadly mistaken. God doesn't change; He didn't become a big softie sometime between Mt. Sinai and now. Since no one does (or can) keep Torah perfectly, He provided for substitutionary sacrifice to atone for sin. As Christians, we believe that the Messiah was the perfect sacrifice whose blood, unlike those of lambs and goats, atones for our sins for all time.

Ultimately, we believe that only by trusting in the perfect Lamb of God and the atonement He achieved on the Cross can we stand before the Lord in the day of judgment.

That's exclusive, yes, but it's not anti-Jew.

Having said that, I do not believe what many Christians have falsely taught for most of the last era, that Jews must be Gentilized to become believers in Yeshua. On the contrary, Yeshua Himself was a Torah-keeping Jew and affirmed that the Torah and the Prophets would never pass away. So did Paul (not that you'd know it the way his writings are interpreted) and the Twelve. What the early Church did was to allow Gentiles to be a part of their community and be believers in Yeshua as Messiah without forcing them to convert to Judaism, keep kosher, etc. About the second century, this got twisted around to mean that Christians mustn't be Jewish in their culture, in keeping the Torah, and so on. This got worse after the fourth century, when so many pagans were forced into the Church by the State and brought their own traditions with them (which is where we got Christmas and Easter instead of Sukkot and Passover).

What we've seen in the last couple of centuries, in spurts and starts, is a slow awakening to the role of Israel in God's plans. Indeed, without that awareness and growing respect for the Jewish people, Israel would not have been reborn, Holocaust or no, and many Christians are more enthusiastic supporters of the state of Israel in the midst of her enemies than many Jews.

I myself keep Torah (including the kosher) simply because my Lord did. I worship in a congrgation of Messianic Jews and Gentiles who do the same. I consider it one of the great tragedies of the Church that we stopped keeping the Jewish feastdays in favor of co-opting pagan ones. When I can find them, I enjoy reading rabbinical works--not because I always agree with them (any more than I always agree with my Christian brothers' commentaries), but because they do have some marvelous insights into the Tanakh that come out of speaking the language and living the culture and keeping their traditions.

I would however argue that the reflexive hostility towards all things Christian does color the writings of the rabbis, and that they are not always correct. I would also argue that it's wrong to say automatically treat Christians as interlopers who "hijacked" aspects of Judaism from the outside, since the earliest Christians who wrote the New Testament were Jews, including lay teachers and ordained rabbis, largely from the Pharisee party. I think they knew their own culture and language at least as well as any Jew knows it today, and they continued worshipping at the Temple and synogogues (at least in cities where they weren't put out) for most of the first century.

None of this is meant to "win" a conversion here. I just want to take down some of the wall of hostility between our two faiths and keep the conversations and debates cordial.

82 posted on 11/24/2004 10:03:36 AM PST by Buggman (Your failure to be informed does not make me a kook.)
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To: kalee
"Faith is all that is needed."

That seems to be contradicted by numerous passages in the Bible. I'd quote a couple of them if I had a Bible in front of me.
83 posted on 11/24/2004 10:25:03 AM PST by Steve_Seattle
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To: Steve_Seattle
"Faith is all that is needed."

That seems to be contradicted by numerous passages in the Bible. I'd quote a couple of them if I had a Bible in front of me.

It's like saying an engine is all you need to run a car. You need the fuel, too. The fuel is "works". Otherwise, the motor is useless.

84 posted on 11/24/2004 10:31:37 AM PST by Rutles4Ever ("...upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.")
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To: LearnsFromMistakes
"Liberals assume that they are the enforcers of the very words they hate the most..."



Agreed. That is the implication in this piece. I wish they would just get a clue. To coin a new term, I believe we will be witness to the new evanglical-liberal in the next few years. Probably "hippie's" disguised with short hair and a cell phone.

Be on the look out for this strange new bird. They are already starting to multiply.
85 posted on 11/24/2004 10:35:21 AM PST by Earthdweller (US descendant of French Protestants)
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To: DTaggart
the difference is in who carries out the vengeance.

truth hurts alert.

86 posted on 11/24/2004 10:37:37 AM PST by the invisib1e hand (if a man lives long enough, he gets to see the same thing over and over.)
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To: kalee

"That would be equating works with righteousness instead of faith alone being sufficient for righteousness. The simple answer is they don't believe that works increase their chances of getting into heaven. Faith is all that's needed."


So just sitting around with your millions while people starve is A-OK, just as long as you have faith?

Im sure this belief pleases God immensely, as God is certainly a deity who enjoys inflicting suffering on people. By telling his followers to "only need faith", He insures that those damn poor people STAY poor, downtrodden, and starving, praise God!

What a great religion that rewards sloth over action!


87 posted on 11/24/2004 10:48:57 AM PST by Blzbba (Conservative Republican - Less gov't, less spending, less intrusion.)
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To: Steve_Seattle

"That seems to be contradicted by numerous passages in the Bible."


Really? Your Bible doesn't have Jesus acquiring wealth and then sitting on his ass, rather than helping people, because Jesus 'had faith and that was enough'?

Yeah - mine doesn't either.

I'm not a big fan of a religion that rewards sloth over action.


88 posted on 11/24/2004 10:51:18 AM PST by Blzbba (Conservative Republican - Less gov't, less spending, less intrusion.)
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To: Right in Wisconsin

I believe in the teachings of Christ. I believe that is sufficient answer.


89 posted on 11/24/2004 1:11:23 PM PST by Cornpone ((Aging Warrior))
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To: Cornpone

I don't think its sufficient as you are easy to criticize yet not state what you think. If you believe in the teachings of Christ, then you believe in the Second Coming.


90 posted on 11/24/2004 1:18:05 PM PST by Right in Wisconsin
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To: Right in Wisconsin

I wasn't aware I offered any criticism. I thought I only offered a statement of affirmative agreement with another statement. And if saying you believe in the teachings of Christ isn't enough, I don't know what is. Do I believe in the second coming? Yes. Do I believe in some mortal man's interpretation hundreds of years after Christ's crucifixion of when that will take place or what form it will take? Of course not. Otherwise, I'd still believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Bogeyman and all that other stuff.


91 posted on 11/24/2004 1:47:37 PM PST by Cornpone ((Aging Warrior))
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To: Cornpone

I think we have no disagreement.


92 posted on 11/24/2004 1:51:17 PM PST by Right in Wisconsin
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To: MineralMan
[ I've sure heard a lot of them say that human societies need gods to reinforce the rules of society and to explain what is unexplainable to that society. So, they invent the ones that work for their society. That's my view, as well. ]

I must deal with a better quality of atheist than you do..
No matter.. Only the arrogant can say there is no God.. or the same on the other side.. that there is one.. it takes faith to believe either way.. Hell, it takes faith to believe your car will make it to the Mall(and back again).. Who knows what could happen along the way.?. Having faith is very common on this planet.. depends on what you have faith in, is the rub...

93 posted on 11/24/2004 5:45:30 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to included some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: DTaggart

ummmmm, let's see.

We have a couple guys who write books speculating on how their theology will play out; they're not, as far as I know, telling readers that they should kill non-believers to fulfill prophesy.

On the other hand, we have a group of religious extremists actively working toward fulfilling the tenets of their beliefs.

Once again we can see how these people demonize Christianity while excusing the current facts regarding muslims.

From the sarcastic tone of this piece, this smug little prick thinks he's just too clever for having exposed Christianity for the hypocrisy he imagines it to be.

Repeat after me: There is no liberal media. There is no liberal media. There is no liberal media.


94 posted on 11/27/2004 10:02:56 PM PST by twas
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To: Portnoy

you didn't get that one? It's out already, i'm waiting for the one that depicts life after the second coming...I'm hoping the series goes onto the release of the dragon and the final war. ;^)


95 posted on 12/08/2004 10:21:26 PM PST by anonymo001
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To: Steve_Seattle

I'm not into the specifics of the "Left Behind" series; I don't think it necessarily represents accurate Biblical scholarship.

I don't think it's supposed to, it's just one depiction of many possiblities of how it could happen.


96 posted on 12/08/2004 10:25:04 PM PST by anonymo001
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To: Phantom Lord
I'll bet anyone in this post that the carpenter from Zeroth does not appear anytime in the next month. For every $1000 you put up, I'll match it with double that figure, i.e. $2000. So if "Walk-on-Water-Wonder-Boy" turns up by January 9th, 2005, those taking me on double their stake. Now to make things interesting I'll make every month following this first month add an extra $5000 to my stake. So example, if the Nazarene turns up on the 6th June 2006, (6/6/06 for the "Anti-Christ-Armageddon Fans" out there.) You have risked $1000 and you collect $92000.

It's a very good bet for all the devout Second Coming Fans out there. I might even set up a website...www.jesusaintreturning.com and see how many people log on and back their convictions.

Sorry boys and girls, the time for illusions is over.
97 posted on 12/08/2004 10:37:23 PM PST by Bandaneira (The Third Temple/House for All Nations/World Peace Centre...Coming Soon...)
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To: Bandaneira

Should read "Nazareth."

Rushing to make a point causes one to mis-spell.


98 posted on 12/08/2004 10:38:43 PM PST by Bandaneira (The Third Temple/House for All Nations/World Peace Centre...Coming Soon...)
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To: Blzbba

Agreed. I actually read the first one. Boy, what a stretch of fiction that was! To summarize, the anti-Christ Nicolae Carpathia comes to power in the UN and convinces all the world's military powers to give all their weaponry to him, via the UN.

Yeah, right. I can just see the Israelis blindly agreeing to given their billion-dollar military to the UN. And China, North Korea, the USA, etc.


Carpathia is a fictional character and the world giving specifically their weaponry a fictional idea.

...now on the other hand, if a small seemingly faithful man from a powerful and respected country, were to find himself in an unexpected global war without boundaries were to say convince (over a period of time), many countries to contribute military and civilian personel in an effort to promote peace...through war...who eventually earned the fear and distrust of other nations and started building country's and manipulating who would be in political power in certain unstable country's which would give him more political strength in a large relion of the world....

Hmmm,nah...that's just too far fetched to fit into it...and certainly there is nothing to indicate that such things are happening today...


99 posted on 12/08/2004 10:40:01 PM PST by anonymo001
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To: Blzbba

"That would be equating works with righteousness instead of faith alone being sufficient for righteousness. The simple answer is they don't believe that works increase their chances of getting into heaven. Faith is all that's needed."


our faith is the most important thing, and we are supposed to do good works because that is the right thing to do...but the part where you are mistaken, is that even though we are supposed to help one another and lift each up other up in the name of god, it does not increase our chances of getting into heaven. what matters most is our faith, that we don't shame it, and the only increase that might possibly be given us might be the souls we cause to be saved.


100 posted on 12/12/2004 2:19:35 AM PST by anonymo001
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