This guy does Ratherisms better than Rather. He also out Jesses Je$$e.
Check these out....... LOL!
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"It's tighter than a prairie dog's butt in a dust bowl!"
"This race is tighter than a face lift on a 50 year old auditioning for 'Dawson's Creek'."
"Tonight we've seen more ups and downs than a Viagra conference."
"It's all about chads. Chads, chads, chads. Chad, chad, bo-bad, banana-fana, fo-fad. Chad."
. "This race is about as hard to call as a deaf hog up a sassafras tree."
"George W. Bush is like a whorehouse pianist -- he can see the prize, but he can't touch it."
"This election is bouncing around like Dolly Parton jumping rope on speed."
"The recount room is locked up tighter than an Iowa trailer park in tornado season."
"This one's tighter than Rush Limbaugh's bike shorts."
*"This one's a crotch-grabber, folks, and I'll bet a handful of nuts it won't be over any time soon."
"Tell grandma to take her teeth out of the glass, this'll be a nail biter."
"This race is stickier than a pine cone enema on a hot night in the bayou."
"This one is working out to be a hum-dinger, only the fat lady ate all the hums and is now eyeing the dingers."