[PatrickHenry]

I'm too busy with my sellout book, "How I Covered Up the Truth of Creation as Part of the Vast Darwinist Conspiracy."

Sounds like a sequal to your runaway best seller: "How I Roamed the World, Concealing the Evidence of Noah's Flood."

[VadeRetro]

The biggest blockbuster will be the final volume in which I describe how Satan transported Karl Marx in a UFO to the Galapagos Islands for a conspiratorial meeting with young Darwin.