[sionnsar]

Cricket bats are next; followed by rolling pins, cast iron pans, hammers, scissors, hedge trimmers,etc.

You could give someone a right nasty smack with just a soled bagpipe chanter. (Of course, it probably wouldn't play very well afterwards...)

[Grampa Dave]

"(Of course, it probably wouldn't play very well afterwards...)"

Who would really know that it didn't play very well afterwards?