If this keeps up, I'm waiting on the ban on sticks and stones.
That will be next, no doubt.
Everyone knows that sticks and stones are inherently E-VIL, just like knifes and guns!
/sarcasm
And the liscensing and registration of fists.
My son has an awesome three ball morning star. I think that is the correct name.
He has it hanging off of his IV/feeding pump pole, as a prank adult toy.
However it would be lethal if used up side someones head.