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Crackdown targets knife culture
BBC ^ | 11/22/04 | Unknown

Posted on 11/22/2004 4:41:35 PM PST by scouse

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To: scouse

Be kinda hard for them to take my Knives with no hands !


61 posted on 11/22/2004 5:14:08 PM PST by ATOMIC_PUNK (FEEL THE BURN *******SIZZLE SIZZLE*********)
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To: scouse

Wonder when ball bats are next to be banned? OOPS! I guess in England it is a cricket stick.
I really believe Monty Pythons Flying Circus is actually mainstream Brit behavior. There is little logic in the story line.


62 posted on 11/22/2004 5:14:25 PM PST by o_zarkman44
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To: sionnsar

Right. Planes may disappear, but we won't have all those deaths from crashes anymore. "So we have that going for us"
(Caddyshack)


63 posted on 11/22/2004 5:15:20 PM PST by shubi (Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom,must undergo the fatigues of supporting it.)
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To: killjoy
Does this mean those under 18 must have parental permission to eat at a resturant?

The logical extension is that, soon, the 'subjects' will be required to get government permission (and a license, no doubt) to buy table ware. So, a return to pre-civilization days of eating everything with fingers only might not be far off....

64 posted on 11/22/2004 5:15:48 PM PST by 45Auto (Big holes are (almost) always better.)
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To: sionnsar

"(Of course, it probably wouldn't play very well afterwards...)"

Who would really know that it didn't play very well afterwards?


65 posted on 11/22/2004 5:15:58 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Writers of hate GW/Christians/ Republicans = GIM members, GAY INFECTED MEDIA!)
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To: Grampa Dave

We had a bagpipe at the fifteeth Boy Scout Jamboree at Colorado Springs. You get used to it. You sort of miss it after awhile, like you do when you put a cat in a bag and swing it around your head.


66 posted on 11/22/2004 5:18:02 PM PST by shubi (Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom,must undergo the fatigues of supporting it.)
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To: 45Auto
The logical extension is that, soon, the 'subjects' will be required to get government permission (and a license, no doubt) to buy table ware. So, a return to pre-civilization days of eating everything with fingers only might not be far off....

Just wait until someone uses a femur to club someone over the head... then we are all in trouble...

67 posted on 11/22/2004 5:19:00 PM PST by killjoy (My kid is the bomb at Islam Elementary!)
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To: ocr1
If this keeps up, I'm waiting on the ban on sticks and stones.

That will be next, no doubt.

Everyone knows that sticks and stones are inherently E-VIL, just like knifes and guns!

/sarcasm

68 posted on 11/22/2004 5:20:28 PM PST by Walkin Man
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To: MD_Willington_1976
aha but the market for pointy sticks will increase dramatically.

Already banned years ago, at least in some UK jurisdictions.

69 posted on 11/22/2004 5:20:29 PM PST by El Gato (Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.)
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To: shubi

I'm descended from Scotish ancestors, and I love bagpipes.

However, I wouldn't be able to tell you when one might be off key.


70 posted on 11/22/2004 5:21:28 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Writers of hate GW/Christians/ Republicans = GIM members, GAY INFECTED MEDIA!)
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To: El Gato

How do you ban pointy sticks?


71 posted on 11/22/2004 5:21:35 PM PST by shubi (Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom,must undergo the fatigues of supporting it.)
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To: scouse
"First Minister Jack McConnell has announced a five-point programme to clamp down on knife crime. The maximum jail term for possessing an offensive weapon will be doubled from two years to four under the proposals."

HEY, ENGLAND, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? IT'S DONE LIKE THIS...


--Boot Hill

72 posted on 11/22/2004 5:22:53 PM PST by Boot Hill (Candy-gram for Osama bin Mongo, candy-gram for Osama bin Mongo!!!)
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To: killjoy
"I guess there is going to be a booming business in finger food. Fish and chips anyone? "

It's already happened....

The youth of olde England scoff up so much fast food with their fingers that the dexterous use of knife and fork is a long forgotten skill.

Teenagers cannot adequately fork their peas.

It's a wonder they could successfully stab anything harder than a Sponge Bob square pants.

73 posted on 11/22/2004 5:23:09 PM PST by spokeshave (Strategery + Schardenfreude = Stratenschardenfreudery)
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To: scouse

Citizens can't keep and bear arms. People get 2-4 years for assault. The inverse of common sense.


74 posted on 11/22/2004 5:23:37 PM PST by eagle11
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To: Grampa Dave
"(Of course, it probably wouldn't play very well afterwards...)"
Who would really know that it didn't play very well afterwards?

Oh, I'm sure the piper would know. (Well, most pipers, anyway...)

75 posted on 11/22/2004 5:25:09 PM PST by sionnsar (NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | † Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
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To: scouse
.45Auto has recently aquired one of these for all those nasty knife fights which he might encounter in the USA......


76 posted on 11/22/2004 5:27:27 PM PST by 45Auto (Big holes are (almost) always better.)
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To: scouse

Some years ago an acquaintance, a UK resident, was attacked by two robbers who used razor blades. He fought them off while sustaining numerous cuts requiring several hundred stitches. During the fray one of the thugs was injured so my acquaintance was charged with assault. He was acquitted but only after a trial and considerable expense. He was later told by "law enforcement" that he was lucky since many thugs taped two blades together to inflict wounds that are harder to sew up and leave serious scars. Lucky him!


77 posted on 11/22/2004 5:27:31 PM PST by FreePaul
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To: scouse

When they outlaw knives, only outlaws will be able to spread butter.


78 posted on 11/22/2004 5:28:05 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: spokeshave
The youth of olde England scoff up so much fast food with their fingers that the dexterous use of knife and fork is a long forgotten skill.

Um. Given that the fork goes in the left hand, shouldn't that be sinistrous (sinister) use of fork?

79 posted on 11/22/2004 5:28:13 PM PST by sionnsar (NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | † Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
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To: FreePaul

I guess we better make all brits grow beards. Down with shaving!


80 posted on 11/22/2004 5:31:28 PM PST by shubi (Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom,must undergo the fatigues of supporting it.)
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