Well heck! If you can't shoot one deer on private property, shoot seven humans instead! Who the fark IS this guy?
Excuse the bad taste, but I can't help remembering Tom Leher's "Deer Hunter Song"
People ask me how I do it and I say there's nothin' to it.
You just stand there lookin' cute, and when somethin´moves you shoot.
So I tied them to my bumper and got them home somehow...
Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure-bred Guernsey cow.