Posted on 11/20/2004 10:04:15 AM PST by Ginifer
INDEPENDENT MP Carolyn Parrish inspired Conservative MP Brian Pallister to write this ditty: Winter is coming, Christmas is near,
The anti-American carollers cheer,
Damning those Yankees with all that they've got,
Carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
The carollers sing out the simplest of tunes,
All Yankees are brutish, warmongering loons,
Never thinking that they're the best friends that they've got,
Carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
Their soldiers, their firemen, had husbands and wives,
They stood up for freedom, they paid with their lives,
But the anti-Americans have already forgot,
Carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
Canadian farmers cannot sell their beef,
Too much is their cattle, abundant their grief,
But the Liberal relief plan is let them smoke pot,
Carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
What the carollers chant is unwise and untrue,
To quiet them a piece of duct tape would do,
But the prime minister needs all the friends that he's got,
Except carolin', carolin; Perish the thought.
That's a good one. Thanks for posting it! I'm saving that one for Christmastime. : )
Unfortunately, a lot of Americans have forgotten as well.
Great post - thanks.
Wonderful post. Thanks.
Nicely done. LOL
WOW!
Canada's got some talented lad there...'course they are conservatives!
;-P
LOL! that is way awesome!
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