[orangelobster]

"If you'd just lay off the drugs, you'd never have to appear before Judge Alamia. Just a suggestion."

I love it. Now anyone who doesn't agree with your theories about convicting cellphone users is a drug addict. The department of cellphone and wind passing security is looking for a few good men. Get your application in soon. Team up with Judge Alamia in the cellphone and wind passing police.

[beezdotcom]

I love it. Now anyone who doesn't agree with your theories about convicting cellphone users is a drug addict.

Nope. It's just a plain statement of fact (a challenging concept for you) that Judge Alamia is a drug court judge. Lay off the drugs, and you probably won't meet him.

The department of cellphone and wind passing security is looking for a few good men. Get your application in soon.

Don't forget the Departments of Shouting, Interrupting, Refusing to Testify, Jury Duty Avoidance and Throwing Things Security, all of which have been used to charge someone with Contempt of Court, a charge you find unconstitutional. However, I believe you're lying about the "Wind Passing" department.