Well, I think you should be put to death by impalement.
No, let's be fair - more fair than he has been. After all, his mind has been addled by being in
"THE BIZ", as I think he once confessed.
No, I think a fitting retribution would be to put lock him in jail for 21 days in a cell full of drug addicts with cell phones - those really noisy ones that ring and clang every time you IM someone.