Grenades to make mashed potatoes. Sounds like a plan to me. I wonder if you have tie the potatoe to the grenade or toss the grenade into the sack of potatoes? Some serious experimentation is in order here. Perhaps, we can simply make an old-fashioned potato gun and fire them directly into the oven....
John Effing Kerry got a purple heart for tossing a grenade into a barrel of rice. That resulted in a rice grain fanny wound, easily worth a purple heart.
You've adopted the Dan Quayle potatoe spelling, eh? Well, if it's good enough for Dan, it's good enough for me.
Happy Thanksgiving to all. We have a lot to be thankful for.
Happy Thanksgiving even to Barry Lynn (Reverend? Ha!!), the grinch who would steal Christmas, Thanksgiving, and our national motto, "In God we trust" from us. What? Barry hasn't demanded that the national motto be discarded? Well, give him time.
I came close. At a family party, the electric beater broke, so I attached a beater to my Makita drill and mased the taters.