None of this stuff you're bellyaching about would have come to pass if you'd kept your two inches of puppy terror in your trousers and bothered to tell the truth when confronted.
Bottom line: it's not our fault you don't like getting caught. Stop being such a jackoff and you won't have to worry about a thing.
Sincerely,
Joe American
"And just so you know, fat chicks with big hair stand out like an elephant at a flamingo farm."
The real horror about Clinton is that Monica is what tripped him up. He was guilty of so much more, treason, bribery, probably murder, and certainly the deaths of many thousands of Americans. Monica. He should be thrilled the rest wasn't brought up and thrown in his face. However, history will document all of it, and that's what scares him.