They didn't let you eat the turkey leg? Was it a real turkey?
It was probably the same one W took to Baghdad last year...
Oh it was real alright, had a nice tablecloth, a nice plate
with dressing, potatos, green beens etc.
I don't know how many marines held that turkey leg.
I was always reminded of that Bill Mauldin cartoon
where the photog is telling a dogface," Congratulations
soldier, you are the 2000th GI to pose with that coke,
you may drink it."