This is perhaps the funniest things I have ever read on FR!!!
Maybe that's a dem thing, because we didn't usually pee at the dinner table in my house growing up.
It must be a dem thing. My mother would paddle my butt good if I peed at the dinner table. She was kind of picky that way.
And WE NEVER peed ALOUD...we tried to be quiet out of respect of others still eating.