[Prime Choice]

Did you know he always got "F's" in highschool gym? His old grand mother prohibited him from ever entering a public shower.

*whistle* That's grim. That is so truly and utterly grim. Imagine the hell the guy grew up in. (((shudder))) Wussified by his own grandma. Yeech.

[festoon]

Reminds me of the little schmuck everybody spit on in the school yard.