And not only that, but it should only be killed with a spear or a club. There may be gluten in the gunpowder used to fire bullets, or in the strings used on a compound bow!
And not only that, your meat should be eaten raw, or lightly cooked over and open fire! Gluten is found is heating elements on ovens, and research shows it may be the main ingredient in microwaves as well!
And not only that, but you should only dress in clothing made of the animals you killed. Woolly Mammoth coats are IN this year!
And not only that, but... wait, where was I? Oh yeah! Not only that, but you should... uh... did I mention not cooking meat? I did? Dang.
I'm sorry her child has celiac disease. I'm just as sorry that she feels the need to tell me what to eat. Thanks, but not thanks. I've come to this amazing conclusion that no matter what I eat, I'm going to die someday anyway. Therefore, I'll risk checking out a year or two earlier just to be certain I die with a stomach full of food I enjoyed eating.
'And not only that, but...'
Don't sweat it. I hear there's gluten in the nerve gas used in jet contrails. They're going to make sure you get your gluten alright. No escape.......The horror...
ROFL!