Posted on 11/18/2004 2:54:17 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Caption this photo of an INCREDIBLY BLOATED Algore. BTW, this photo is from TODAY!
Scientists today announced that they have more proof that wood expands when wet.
Tipper needs a hair stylist!
That frumpy look is so out.
We're going to need a bigger boat.
thanks for the pic! i knew that you would not let me down! ["and i will personally see that you get a double 'elping"]
I'd look like this too if...
- from 1992 to 200 I wasn't even considered or treated as the real VP.
- I hadn't gone down into the sewer with Willie and defended him during impeachment I would probably have become president, both after Willie resigned and after the 2000 election
- I missed being President in the 2000 election by less than 1000 votes in FL
- I had only exercised self control after 2000 and behaved differently and run again in 2004 I probably would have won in 2004.
His favorite ice cream is 1/2 gallon of any kind.
"Them burgers ready yet?"
Actually- Tipper looks slender- in comparison...
"And ma waf, Tipper, has un eExtra fifty az well."
Gore bloated? I suppose the term "bloated" is relative. I think he looks rather slim -- for a PIG!
Gore is becoming a tragic figure. It's possible some of his weight gain could be from antidepressants. I noticed even NetZero is mocking him. The company's latest spot shows Candidate Zero or whatever his name is decrying that the election is over...only the candidate is now sprouting a beard...just like Gore did after his failed run. It couldn't have been easy to be VP during Clinton's presidency. Hopefully Al can get his life together. He's still a relatively young man.
Batman, uh, Bushman, I'll get you now, as soon as I finish this box of Krispy Kremes!!!
"I now have an extra 50 pounds of gravitas."
Excellent!
Actually, it looks like he has his own gravitational field.
Now we know what Michael Moore would look like if he shaved and removed that stupid cap.
AP - At right is the first of many umbrella-toting secret service agents, who came running to former Vice President Al Gore's aid, when his wife, Tipper, called out for assistance, as the umbrella that Mr. Gore carried was unable to protect his newly widened girth from the rain.
She IS holding it. It just isn't open.
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