That's true. They will, of course, say that. :-)
Of course, the metaphysics here gets confusing. See, one of the *known* Al Qaeda guys we *know* is in Iraq right now, is Zarqawi.
But Zarqawi was in Iraq before we invaded!
So doesn't that mean that Al Qaeda was in Iraq before we invaded?
Well, no, of course not, and here's why. (According to the left.) See, it's very tricky: before we invaded Zarqawi was in Iraq but he wasn't "in" Al Qaeda. And now he is. So it's all our fault that he "joined" Al Qaeda.
Apparently if we hadn't invaded Iraq, Zarqawi would be managing a Starbuck's or something. Like I said it's all very confusing & I don't pretend to understand it, but I do try... ;-)
When Al-Zarqawi needs money, who does he write to...OBL. Who did Al-Zarqawi swear allegiance to...OBL.
AQ to AQ
But only the dumb idiot people in the red states believe it per the Liberals.
http://usinfo.state.gov/regional/nea/disarm/terrorism.htm
why is zarqawi always refered to as a Jordanian? even the us state dept in this presentation from 2003 refers to him as a pali. a pali born in Jordan (read: palestine). the discussion continues to outline the saddam - al qaeda - zarqawi connection. of course we all know there were no WMD in iraq despite the sat. photo pointed out in this report.
Well, no, of course not, and here's why. (According to the left.) See, it's very tricky: before we invaded Zarqawi was in Iraq but he wasn't "in" Al Qaeda. And now he is. So it's all our fault that he "joined" Al Qaeda.
Apparently if we hadn't invaded Iraq, Zarqawi would be managing a Starbuck's or something. Like I said it's all very confusing & I don't pretend to understand it, but I do try... ;-)
I can just see a couple of liberal idiots sitting at an upscale coffee bar on the upper east side wondering aloud...
Idiot #1: (puzzled) What would make someone go from lattes to beheading people?
Idiot #2: The same thing that would make a leader of a third world country crawl into a hole. George Bush!
Idiot #1: (sprays latte all over himself) George Bush! Poor Saddam, poor Zarqawi...driven to such extremes because the Bush family wants to profit from oil. I mean, Zarqawi HAS to behead people to even get NOTICED by the mainstream media.
Idiot #2: And don't forget Osama Bin Laden...we have deserved everything we have gotten from the rebel fighters. Bless their hearts, they are trying to make a living, the same as anyone else, and George Bush sends bombs over to Iraq to kill them so that the United States and the Bush family can take their oil. Now they have nothing!
Idiot #1: (stirring a packet of Sugar in the Raw into his half-caf, no foam, skinny latte with a shot of Creme de Cacao) I can understand wanting to behead people because of that. I really feel their pain.
Idiot #2: Who can help but feel their pain? All they want is to worship freely and not have Western (makes quote gesture with two fingers) "values" imposed on them.
Idiot #1: I wonder if we can get one of our professor friends to translate "We Shall Overcome" into Arabic?
Idiot #2: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!? CANDLELIGHT VIGIL!!!