[NeoCaveman]

I have a DUmmie in the cube diagonal from mine at work. (He doesn't know I'm a FReeper.) I'll hear the whining tomrrow, I'm sure.

A real live DUmmie? Wow, you have your very own. Do you take it for walks, get it to fetch you things. It would be great to have a DUmmie, except for having to clean it.

[Publius]

My DUmmie is a 34-year man at work, so I have to give him proper deference. I'm probably one of the few people at work who knows what the DU site looks like -- which is how I caught him doing his DU thing.

He doesn't know that the Great and Dreaded Publius, slayer of Seattle liberals, is right behind him. He has no idea how I react when he and his fellow libs gather in his cube and commiserate over the stupidity of 52% of America's voters. I hold my tongue, of course, but inside I'm gloating something terrible.