Ode to the Left Be-Heinz

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[alwaysconservative]

"Ode to the Left Be-Heinz"
by Tom Graffagnino

When polls were closed,
We all supposed
It couldn't be much closer!
Now Libs are torn,
Downcast...Forlorn,
And Soros is moroser!

The votes were cast,
And now at last
The counting could begin.
Monsieur LaMoore
Was very sure
His flick would do George in.

But now instead,
The states are Red,
And Hollywood is Blue.
Ben Affleck's mad,
Sarandon's sad,
And Whoopi's come unglued!

Begala whines,
The Left Be-Heinz,
"The Boss" just wonders..."HOW!?"
James Carville pouts,
O'Donnell shouts...
No time to Ketchup now!

The Kerry Crowd
Was brash and loud;
The cool and hip were pumped!
In Franken-Land
They took their stand...
"War Hero" John's been dumped.

At CBS?
Lord, what a mess!
Dan Rather wears a frown.
He's quite distressed...
Some say depressed.
Poor Dan,
He's goin' down.

There's "Hardball" Chris,
Who loved to kiss
The rear of liberal guests...
Convention night
Ol' Zell was right...
To that we may attest.

At CNN
It's sinkin' in...
Oh my! They're all in shock!
"Ohio's RED!"
John Kerry's Dead!"
"By George! We've been out-Foxed!"

[alwaysconservative]

I thought you FReepers might enjoy a poetry break today! LOLOLOL

[alwaysconservative]

Thought you might recognize a kindred spirit here!

[EllaMinnow]

I love this. I'm going to read it at Thanksgiving Dinner!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Very nice !

[Socratic]

Just what I needed this morning! Thanks.

[Sunshine Sister]

Well done!

[jim35]

LOL!!!! Loved it!

[Dagny Taggart]

I'll be waiting for more of these! Dagny

[kc2theline]

Thanks for sharing. A definite for our Thanksgiving dinner as well!

[Westlander]

Thank You ! This is going to be great to read to my Liberal relatives before the eats on T-day.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Very good. I wrote this short one on Nov 3.



Loser Speaks Blues

The Botox didn't help enough.
George Bush was made of stronger stuff.
I never really took the lead.
George Bush is who the people need.
Windsurfing didn't help a bit.
George Bush has always been a hit.
I flipped and flopped to no avail.
George Bush should throw my butt in jail.
I leave you now to fade away.
George Bush has clearly won today.

John Kerry 11/3/2004 as told by Conspiracy Guy

[alwaysconservative]

Great job! I knew you would enjoy further gloating poetry! (I do want to clear up that I didn't write this; it just came in my email, and was too good NOT to share!)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Well whether you wrote it or not, it was good. Thanks for sharing.