[UncleSamUSA]

Before reading all 172 responses (so far) to this thread, let me guess:

1)Greta vanCelebrityMurderTrial

2)Geraldo LetMeDrawYouaMapinTheSand Rivera

3)Alan Colmes - retires to become Official Michael Moore Roadie

4)Juan PrimalLeftyScream Williams -- Oh, right, they said a BIG name

5)Uma Pemmerabalulu - because no one can pronouce her name

[TeleStraightShooter]

*snicker*

I'll take door number two, Monty ...