Humor break folks: if you ever get the chance to visit booking at the RJC or King County Jail (hopefully not as a customer) ask the fingerprint techs to show you some of the booking photos of ladies of the night. I can guarantee you that if the prostitute looks hot it's a guy.
And no, I'm only saying this on looking at photos.
By the way she/he bought a easy tote, tri-fold out foam bed.