What are RATS going to shoot us with, spitballs?
Who is going to lead the shooters, yoga instructors?
The last time I checked, Red Staters are champions of the 2nd Amendment, thus more likely to pack.
I cannot assume that these spitballs are harmless, therefore...
Gangbangers, of course.
Could someone with Photoshop skills please do up a lowrider with the caption, "Blue State Tank"?