[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Hey now, you played the truth about the Archies - vilest gang ever to be on the Cartoon Network, but don't start messin with my P-family.......... that single Momma, who obviously have various fathers for her children since not a one of them looked even remotely alike, was too smart for her own good - going out workin' when she coulda been home drawing the welfare.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

that single Momma, who obviously have various fathers for her children since not a one of them looked even remotely alike

Revealed, at last: the four fathers of the various "Partridge" children:

:)