"To my regret: The solid South wasn't enough to beat up the Northern Pinkos and Eastern Commies."
Have you looked into vote fraud? If they are anything like the liberals here, they will have the cemeteries emptying to go to the polls. Fortunately, I do not think the Republicans are going to let them get away with it here wholesale anymore.
This kind of vote fraud is impossible in Germany. You don't have to register to vote because everybody is registered. If you're eligible to vote (18 or above, german citizen) they send you a card and tell you at which place you have to vote. with this card + your id card you can vote then.