[Bernard Marx]

This reminds me of the old saying about women that "all boats look pretty much alike bottom-up."

[j_k_l]

All the people on the grass are a bunch of wimps. Now those who chose the pavement (November in Cleveland is a bit brisk), now those people suffered for their art.

[Rastus]

That's not so dissimilar to what Ben Franklin had to say:

Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part. The Face first grows lank and Wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old one from a young one. And as in the Dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of Corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal and frequently superior; every Knack being by Practice capable by improvement.