[dansangel]

since most of you are illiterate and ignorant

Now isn't *that* the pot calling the kettle "black."

[zip]

you redncek losers

I guess it's better than being a redneck loser. The common demoninator of you DU losers (in addition to your hatred of America) is your inability to spell or use proper grammer. (BTW, I'm really sorry about your psychotic break.)

[conservativecorner]

Just remember that we continue to kick your liberal ass every election cycle girly-man!

[VoiceOfBruck]

Hey, I just thought of a new tagline!

Check out my profile page too!

[Reactionary]

It's so nice to know another mewling liberal idiot is toast.

[RightWhale]

Just signed up to see

Don't have to sign up to see. It's possible to sign up and not see.

[SaveTheChief]

I wouldn't be accusing anyone of being illiterate if I were you. Not only does your mad rant include several errors in grammar and spelling, but it is devoid of logic, fact, or a point. In other words, you are probably wasting our precious oxygen as well as bandwidth.

Does this act of yours make you feel proud? Do you think you accomplished anything positive?

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Why is it always the ones calling us "ignorant" and "inbred" that (routinely) have the worst punctuation and grammar...? :)

[cyborg]

DICK CHENEY TO YOU!

[sweetliberty]

"since most of you are illiterate"

Hmmmm....let's see who's illiterate, shall we?

"Just signed up to see what The KKK and it's (its) supporters are up to- as usual I found the most racist, sexist homophobic war monging (mongering) hate mongering idiots I've ever seen gathered in one place, all right here on this one website. It's good to know you assholes are can all be communicated to in one place- (run on sentence)since most of you are illiterate and ignorant it will be easy to disseminate info to you redncek (redneck) losers."

And about the KKK; the only ones I ever knew of were democRATs. I have never met a FReeper who didn't think the Klan was made up of a bunch of idiots. It is obvious you see only what you want to see. Run along back to DUhmmyland now, like a good little troll.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

 

Dear _Madking____ ,

 

     Thank you for your application. As you know from the agreement you signed,

there are three crucial stages you must pass through to become ...

 

  FreeRepublic's Next Top Troll!

 

     Your essay - as published in Post #1 - was received and reviewed by our panel

of expert Troll judges. Here are their scores:

 

Content

 

___10____ Seemed commonplace - excellent!

___10____ Devoid of truth (This is necessary)

_______ Pretended that your post was actually news

_______ Self-Focused (Just what we look for in a troll!)

___10____ Included emotional rants (improves readership)

___10____ BONUS POINTS! Had no factual content

 

___40____ Content Points Total

 

 

Liberal Talking Points Included

 

_______ Bush stole one or more elections

_______ Specifically mentions Halliburton

___10____ Some form of, "Republican are evil!"

_______ FreeRepublic is not free

_______ Red Staters are ignorant knuckledraggers

_______ BONUS POINTS! Used the words, "Selected, not elected!"

 

___10____ Talking Points Total

 

Histrionic Fits

 

_______ More than 10 exclamation points included?

___10____ Used more than 5 name calling adjectives? (9!)

_______ Mispelled at least 3 words? (sadly, only two)

___10____ Your computer monitor is now spit-splattered

_______ Whined and didn't realize it at least 1 time?

_______ BONUS POINTS! Had nasal quality to that whine

 

___20____ Histrionic Fit Total

 

Demerits

 

(_______) Mentioned DU

(_______) Actually identify yourself as a liberal

(_______) Let it slip you voted for Gore/Kerry

(_______) Left identifying information accidently in your rage

(_______) Admit you've had previous threads pulled

(_______) SUPER DEMERIT! Unconvincingly pretend to be a conservative

 

(___0____) (TOTAL DEMERITS)

 

___70____ FINAL SCORE

 

 

     LUCKY FOR YOU __Madking___ that we've had very few Troll applicants

during the last week!

 

     Congratulations! You have passed through stage 1 and are still in the running

to be ...

          FreeRepublic's Next Top Troll!

 

                [next week will be the first TROLL Swimsuit Shoot]

 

 

[tet68]

Call me a war onger again
and I'll stune your beeber
till it shrivels up like the wicked witch of the north
hit by a pail of water.

Grrrrrr. must keep clam, clam, there I'm butter now.

[TADSLOS]

That hurts. I'm not a racist hate mongerer.

[Marie Antoinette]

Do not taunt Happy Fun Zot!

[WestCoastGal]

[sweetliberty]

Here ya go, Precious. Take this special little test...designed just for those of you whose IQ isn't quite on the bell curve.

.

[Darksheare]

"Just signed up to see what The KKK and it's supporters are up to..."
You signed up at DU?

[zoobee]

Hey Goober....wanna buy some wood?

[KingNo155]

Someone change the Babies diaper he's cranky.

[SquirrelKing]

ZOT!

Now wash your mouth out with soap.