[force recon]

breaking news on Drudge:

Arab protester warns Bush on new Falluja suicide weapon, falafel and bean fart - flame thowers !

or,

Arab gets Bush's message of " lighting the HEART'S of America ", wrong, with " lighting the FARTS of America "

[Palladin]

More from Drudge:

"Pollster John Zogby accidentally set himself on fire in front of the White House today. Zogby was attempting to make a statement by piling up polling data from Quinnipiac and Gallup and setting them afire with his BIC.

When Zogby's hair went up in flames, he remarked, 'I should have known better than to borrow Chris Matthews' hairspray'".

[Yaelle]

Shawarma?

I'll bring the falafels.