No, she's not my wife. We live like liberals and vote republican. Hard to shake some of those 70's things, you know.
Yeah, I guess those 70's things are hard to shake, but the 60's things are even worse!
Hey...why don't you make her your wife? Then you may refer to her as such, rather than your "old lady"?
Just a thought. And if you do, I'll send you some chocolates!
In any case, my best to you both.
Forget what I just said.
Get married. Don't believe the junk you see on TV. Married folks have MUCH more fun.