[groanup]

"His exasperation at not being able to use the phone cause those two old bats were talking about ... what was it, corns?"

"Ladies, ladies, my name is Malcom Tucker."

pause

"Of the Buffalo Tuckers?"

"No, no..."

"Which Tucker?"

"You know, she married that man who fell down a lot."

[Mr. Buzzcut]

Tucker (about Gomer):"Why would they leave a boy like that in charge?" [another line I use in everyday life]

Andy (I paraphrase): "He's savin' up for college. Gonna be a doctor."

[silent_jonny]

The Mendlebright Sisters!

Mr. Tucker (paraphrase): "This is sheer idiocy! You people are living in another world! Men are orbiting the earth! International television has been developed! And here a public utility is being tied up because two old women's feet fall asleep!

This episode, "Man In A Hurry", is consistently ranked as the fan's #1 favorite, and deservedly so.

(Trivia Note: Barney's land lady was also named Mrs. Mendlebright.)

Barney, drunk on hard cider, talking to Andy: "She used to wash my hair."