[groanup]

"My favorite episode is where the harried big-city businessman gets stuck in Mayberry"

And they are all sitting on the front porch on Sunday after lunch when Barney stretches, leans back and says: "You know what I'm gonna do?"

Andy: "Hmm?"

Barney: "I'm gonna go home, take a nap, go over to Thelma-Lou's and watch a little TV."

Andy: "Huh".

Barney (after a pause): "Yep, that's the plan."

Andy: "What?"

Barney: "Go home, take a nap, go over to Thelma-Lou's and watch a little TV."

Andy: "Hah".

Barney: "Yeeeeeppp! Go home, nap, Thelma-Lou's for TV."

Andy: "Huh"

Mr. Tucker: "For Pete's sake go, go, go do it. Go home, go to Thelma-lou's, go!"

Barney (stomping off): "What's the rush?"

[Mr. Buzzcut]

His exasperation at not being able to use the phone cause those two old bats were talking about ... what was it, corns?