[Gingersnap]

"Yet the French happily imported the sinister seafood in the 1970s when supplies of indigenous crayfish suddenly declined..."

First Muslims, now crawdads. Will the French never learn that importing fierce, reproductive-crazy lifeforms always leads to trouble?

On a related note, I've eaten both and I can't see why anyone would pass up mud bugs in favor of frogs.

[Henchman]

This is called "pay back" the Zebra Mussels, at least.

[Henchman]

" I've eaten both and I can't see why anyone would pass up mud bugs in favor of frogs" Mud Bugs might be construed as Arabs who have left the sand dunes. I'll stick with the standard American food.