Posted on 11/11/2004 6:16:31 PM PST by CompGeek
Liar. That's not London, it's Alaska...in a snowstorm & you're the polar bear, right?
Could someone take my image and post somewhere reliable?
Stoat! Your the man!
This is a dead thread...no pics or links work.
No can see.
me too.
Still the same blue box.
I right-clicked on the x image, copied the source code and opened the original URL. When I clicked 'back' to return to the thread, the pic loaded, then disappeared when I refreshed the thread. Weird. PS that image is hilarious, thanks for the laughs.
This fits you well:
Subject: BUBBA KNOWS EVERYONE
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go.
At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome.
Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward St. Peter's.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, 'Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"
All I see is a red X. Sir, I know a CompGeek, I worked with a Comp Geek, a CompGeek was a friend of mine. Sir, you are no CompGeek.
/humor
Rats! Let me try to post a web page and bury it in there.
So you're not the red x or the white space, huh?
The frustration of the masses is becoming intense. Pitchforks are coming out......Fires being readied.
He's an EX PARROT!!
I don't think so. Must be the red x in the small white space. :)
Thats funny!! Now did you wash your hands with bleach?
(((BLUSHING)))
The image is around 500k. Let me shrink it.
Are you really a computer geek? You get an "F" with the "posting a picture" task! HA....
"http://web.tampabay.rr.com/prindleclan/ArafatAndMe.jpg
try that , Im got it finally"
Nope. Nuttin'. :-)
Everyone's a critic... ;-)
I don't know why some see it and some don't. The img tag is pretty straight forward.
They provide the means to upload to their server and give you the URL to post or use in an img src tag
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