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1 posted on 11/11/2004 12:45:41 PM PST by PoliticalInsider
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Didn't the Grateful Dead do the song "Propane"?


41 posted on 11/11/2004 1:02:33 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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DARWIN AWARD-Honorable Mention.


42 posted on 11/11/2004 1:03:30 PM PST by Ramonan (Honor does not go out of style.)
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Things that go boom in the night.


45 posted on 11/11/2004 1:07:31 PM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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"she don't lie,she don't lie,she don't lie...
propane."

Eric Claptrapp


47 posted on 11/11/2004 1:07:53 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
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"Almost-Darwin-Award" nominee??
Honorable Mention??
50 posted on 11/11/2004 1:08:38 PM PST by Wings-n-Wind (The answers are out there; Wisdom is gained by asking the right questions)
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Firefighters were called out to the house in October for another propane-related situation. Officials said the house was full of a propane smell and had to be ventilated by the Fire Department.

These people don't seem to grasp the concept of propane.

51 posted on 11/11/2004 1:11:10 PM PST by EggsAckley
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While in the NG in Colorado, we went to fire the howitzers in Colorado Springs at Fort Carson, one cold winter weekend.

One of the senior Sgts brought his own mini motor home. He bragged all day about how he would have a warm place to rest and have a hot shower at the end of the day while the rest of us would shiver in the barracks.

At the end of the day, he walked around the back of the RV to light the water heater. He didn't realize the pilot light had blown out on the heater earlier in the day. When the water heater lit, the whole thing literally blew out.

It blew out all the windows and the windshield, bowed the frame, but actually burnt little inside, though the little curtains were scorched.

He drove it home wearing a Snoopy hat and tankers goggles. He was stopped a couple of times by the CHP and had to ID himself with his own CHP badge. By the time he reached home every trooper in the state had heard about it.


52 posted on 11/11/2004 1:11:25 PM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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If she had used MAP gas, the whole incident would have been much more kinky.


53 posted on 11/11/2004 1:12:49 PM PST by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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Sniffing propane? Why?

55 posted on 11/11/2004 1:13:45 PM PST by Grim
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Was her name, by chance, Peggy Hill?

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

56 posted on 11/11/2004 1:13:49 PM PST by mhking
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Well, can't fix stupid, but the LIT cig. sure helped, just not quite enough.... too bad the Husband seems to have gotten the short end of the LIT cigarette...
57 posted on 11/11/2004 1:14:05 PM PST by Danae (Kill Terrorists. Negotiation is a waste of breath.)
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She must of wanted a hot flash.


58 posted on 11/11/2004 1:15:14 PM PST by bjs1779
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Been a long time since we had a good

Hold Muh Beer

alert!

LOL!

59 posted on 11/11/2004 1:16:20 PM PST by ArcLight
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People sniff propane? I've never heard of that before. Where have I been?
60 posted on 11/11/2004 1:18:01 PM PST by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Not now. I'm working the room.)
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Kerry voters?


69 posted on 11/11/2004 1:24:47 PM PST by Galena Nevada
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Darwin was cheated out of a couple of losers on this one.


70 posted on 11/11/2004 1:26:13 PM PST by Grampa Dave (FNC/ABCNNBCBS & the MSM fishwraps are the Rathering Fraudcasters of America!)
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"If this van's a-toking, don't come a-smoking"


75 posted on 11/11/2004 1:29:26 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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82 posted on 11/11/2004 1:39:03 PM PST by SquirrelKing ("I have to march because my mother couldn't have an abortion." - Maxine Waters (D-California)
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We use freon in the form of Halon to extinguish fires. Maybe she should take up huffing a freon/propane mix. (^;


92 posted on 11/11/2004 2:07:56 PM PST by Clay Moore
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CANTON, Ohio -- A woman was sniffing propane in the back of a van when her husband entered the van with a lighted cigarette, causing an explosion that ripped the roof off the vehicle.

Jezuz. Can't they get any pot, cigarettes or beer in Ohio?

93 posted on 11/11/2004 2:08:12 PM PST by Joe Hadenuf (I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
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